Once upon a time there was an odd little girl, who had a spare moment.
  it was a lovely rainy afternoon, but she didn’t feel like rolling naked in mudpuddles and forcing cars off the road. She sighed. She looked around her room. As her eyes came to rest on the huge crate of beanie-babies, she began her maniacal laugh. She reached for the topmost of the great pile of scissors that she secretly hoarded and feverishly began to hack winnie the pooh’s head off.

There, that’s better, she thought, absent-mindedly humming a showtune... 

 

Recombinant Stuffed Animals